Mrs Palmer

So all this while, my pal Liam has been teasing me about "Mrs Palmer". Yes, I am Mrs Palmer but I was certain there was more to it or Liam will not be snickering about it every time he calls me that. He sends me a link to an online store called "Mrs Palmer" where they sell beach wear but I know that wasn't it. I do kind of like the logo though.


I continue to research on Liam's "fascination" about Mrs Palmer and finally know why...

"Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters - Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank. i.e. I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters."